It’s Nice To Be Stroked But I’d Rather Be Blown Vintage Shirt

You might know a lot of people, but only a few are your friends. Because people don’t want to be anyone, they want to be someone. Been telling this joke once every couple of years since 2000. Dad told me his version in the 90s. So happy to read it on Reddit. I haven’t read it before either, though I might be wrong on that. Still giggling! I thought it was a miniature Labrador, not a fucking Chihuahua. I heard this over a decade ago mate. Evidently it’s my first year birthday. Kinds of fun and made me smile that they do this. I keep checking the UPS and Fed-Ex trucks for the chocolate cake just in case, but I don’t think Reddit knows my address. I hope all of you are healthy and safe. Please stay in your home where you are safe. It’s the only way to survive this. We can have each other’s back this way for sure.

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