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MRE wheat snack bread needs all the help it can get. I’ve done the same thing. I actually really liked the peanut butter jelly sandwich you can make with that. That shit’s dense and fattening as fuck though. Did it end up being like a thicker and softer graham cracker? That’s not the best way to describe it but it’s super good, and it stays fresh forever. Frodo was stung by Shelob. Sam is wise and realizes he can’t risk carrying the ring. But then immediately snaps back into saying he doesn’t want to keep it, knowing that even. He leaves the Shire, but I guess he just keeps it stored away somewhere.

No punchline or anything. Advisers said we’re unsinkable so we cut lifeboats from the budget. All the captains I talk to are amazed at how much I know about captaining. Maybe I should have become a captain instead of doing this. the Easter eggs will be liquid chocolate. No one has even heard of an iceberg before. I knew about it though. They asked me how I knew. I just know these things.

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